Analyzing Krazy Kode

Dear KV,

Sometimes, when I am reading other people’s code, I almost feel I can hear what they were thinking. But then, sometimes, it seems what they were thinking was completely alien, or possibly even insane. Considering that computer languages are more constrained than human ones, I am surprised at the wide variation in the code I am exposed to, even within the same company or group.

Somehow, I thought that—with things like modern coding standards—code would start to look more alike, but that seems to be all form and not function. How do you deal with all the various codebases you must be exposed to?

Variously Confused

Dear Variously,

While recent languages that dictate the form of the code—and here I am thinking about Go and, to some extent, Rust—can enforce some visual similarity, the process of reading someone else’s code is probably still more akin to psychoanalysis. This applies as well to systems that reformat the visual representation before the code is committed for C and C++. KV often wonders if code annotations from the DSM-5 (Diagnostic Standard Manual)^a would be appropriate in a code review.

It is true that code can tell you a lot about a coder, including their age, what language they write in most often, and their emotional state when the code was written. If you doubt me, go back and look at your own code and think back on how you felt when you wrote it.

Anyone reading KV code will see that it continues to be tinged with the sins of his past writing in assembler (do this, then this, then this) and C, which remains his day-to-day language. That is because KV angry code has a staccato feel to it—lots, of, short, variables, and comments. KV long ago learned not only to check the spelling of his comments but also to see if there were any other things that might cause future embarrassment.^b

KV’s only emotion besides anger is calm, and calm code has a more playful feel. Variables and functions are named logically, of course, but they may also contain a bit of whimsy, along with comments written in full, grammatically proper sentences.

Now, why should it matter if the code was written when you were sad, mad, or glad? It turns out your mental state when solving a problem often has a bearing on the solution and how correct or complete it is. Code written in a rush of anger is often incomplete because, once the anger has been vented, coders typically lack the emotional energy to go back and check their work. The idea was just to smash the bug, commit, and be done.

Conversely, when code is written in a happy state there is a better chance the code (and even the tests) is complete because the person who wrote it was in a great mood and took joy in the work. If you ever find someone who continuously creates code in a happy flow state, you should work with that person. But you also might want to make sure it is a real flow state.

There actually are approximately six or seven emotions, or so I am told. But the one state you should really try to avoid is confusion, which is not actually an emotion but instead a state of mind. Code created by a confused mind shows itself in the randomness of naming, which is not handled by modern, fascist, programming languages like Go. Sure, you may have your names in the proper case and your spaces in the proper place, but you can still name a function PublicThingTwo() if you want to, and this is a sure sign of trouble. Now that variables are not often named i through n for integers, except in loops, they can also give clues to the state of the coder’s mind. And beware the code that contains blob, new_blob, and blobNG all in the same function.

The overall structure of a set of functions also shows whether or not the coder was confused. The presence of lots of tiny functions that do very little indicates a lack of understanding about how to structure the code as well as a paranoid mindset that clearly expected every little operation to fail since each was placed in its own function so as to allow for easier debugging. Overlong functions, on the other hand, exhibit a sense of hubris, or suggest a very old programmer who dates back to the days when function calls were expensive. Age is almost excusable, but hubris is not. Hubris goes before a fall—or, in KV’s world, a kernel panic, which means wading through a 5,000-line function while trying to keep all the context in your head for debugging purposes. This is what leads back to the angry style of coding mentioned earlier. And, as we all know, anger leads to the dark side.

Code, like prose, has style and color and subtlety—if we are sensitive enough to perceive it. When you open a function and start reading, try to think not only, “What does this do?” but also, “How do I feel about reading this code?” Does it make you mad, sad, glad, or something else? Knowing how the code makes you feel will better prepare you to understand it because you will have an important clue into the mind of the previous author. And, as KV has pointed out many times, code is meant to communicate our intentions to other humans.

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